the World of Verbal Warning 13.08.08

We've had 2 gigs since the last blog, first the Steamboat at Trent Lock which turned out to be a cracking gig, sound was good and a decent crowd, highspot of the evening was when we did our little joke before Ploy Named Sue and the pub broke into a chant of twat, twat twat at singer boy, highly amusing for the rest of us, if you don't know what I'm talking about you'd better come to one of our gigs, lowspot of the evening was me reversing my new car into a metal post dispite of have warning sensors on the back of the car, perhaps it's me thats the twat as well.

On to Blackpool which went well, we were third on the bill on Thursday but with only 2 stages in operation finished up with a good crowd which is a good sign, sold 11 T shirts and had some nice compliments. Some good gigs from the Revillos, the original line up of the UK subs and the Sweet, but surprise of the weekend was the Glitter Band, they were on at 11.30 Thursday night when everybody was pissed, had a replacement Gary and played all the hits with everybody in the crowd sreaming along. I don't suppose we hear any Glitter songs any more for obvious reasons which made it all the better, at the end the PA and lights were turned off and the crowd still carried on with about 10 chorus's of you love me love, the band couldn't believe it, imagine what they thought when they first got the booking to play at a punk festival.

the World of Verbal Warning 28.07.08

Me and Singer Boy went off on our hols, not together I hasten to add, just in case you're beginning to think we're more than just good friends, full of the joys at the thought of upcoming gigs, then disaster, our biggest gig to date, the Rock and Blues festival got cancelled by the pigs, then Llangollen got called off because of a date mix up, Singer Boy swears it wasn't his fault, as a sort of consolation prize Mick Moonshine booked us at the Sitwell for Saturday, the sound was awful in the first half, this horrible bass feedback kept happening every time I stepped near the mic, Wendy Verbett reckons it's the worst she's ever heard us, but the crowd were loving it, maybe we should sound crap at every gig, some might say we already do. Anyway at half time I changed back to my old effects pedal and twiddled with the EQ on the PA and second half was ok, Ace of Spades went down particularly well.
Guitar Boy has a new hair cut, U2 might have the Edge but we've got the Badger, and now the goverments called off the cull he should be pretty safe.
And finally our long awaited, well long awaited by us anyway, new track is ready for totally free download from our myspace site, get it now.

the World of Verbal Warning 10.07.08

gigs are coming thick and fast now, Mansfield supporters with Attilla, the Sportsman with Fightback, and best of all the Nottingham Beer festival at Nottingham Castle, although it looks like we've lost the Harrington, in spite of Singer Boys best efforts to keep them afloat by spending loads of dosh on booze in there they've gone bankrupt.
For those of you who are long time readers of my blog, err, that's probably about 4 people I reckon, I've finally got a new car, well a second hand new one, so as Guitar Boy reminded me, my mid life crisis is now well and truly in full flow.
We helped the Duke, of Showaddywaddy fame, out last Wednesday when a band booked for MFN let them down at the last minute, so instead of practice we shot off to do a last minute gig, totally unprepared and it showed, hand written set list are no good for Singer Boy we've foundout, he can't read anything less than a font size 20 without his glasses on, and the sound wasn't the best, but hey, we got some brownie points and some advice off a pissed up Duke, Drummer Boy thinks he wants to put us all in long bright coloured jackets and have 2 drummers, so I think we'll pass on that one.

the World of Verbal Warning 23.06.08

We've done a couple of gigs since my last post, the Sitwell Tavern proved a worthwhile, we went down rather well with some metal heads in the crowd, who, in spite of not getting us to play a Discharge song despite repeated requests, we don't know any, were highly delighted with our version of Ace of Spades, and the evening was finished off by us being booked to play the legendry Rock and Blues festival at Pentwich, 15000 hairy arsed bikers expected so it should be our biggest crowd to date by a long way. Last Saturday we were back at the Greyhound, the first set was possible out most acomplished to date, we were rocking, used my Stingray bass in the first half and my Fender in the second, which was best? no one was saying except Lee of Weston who prefered the stingray. Some Lads were up from Essex for the Donington bike GP and couldn't believe there luck that they had stumbled across such a "great band", there words not mine, maybe we should be playing more gigs down south. At the break someone said we weren't loud enough, red rag to a bull, so we turned everything up to 11 and everybody went home with tinnitus, result.
Our new release, A Ploy Named Sue is very nearly ready and being the generous people we are it will be available for free download, the reasoning behind this? who the hell would pay for it?

the world of Verbal Warning 05.06.08

Well I won my stingray bass on ebay, but was I ripped off? mine was the only bid at £749 until 6 seconds from the end when someone bid £811.50, 50p below my maximum bid, so I finished up paying £812, suspicious or wot? Now I have to wait for a gig to see if it cuts through as well as it does at practice, which is the sitwell tavern a week on Saturday.We had a practice last night without singer boy who's on holiday, so dummer boy, err sorry drummer boy, had the pleasure of me and guitar boy sharing lead vocals, I won't call it singing cause it certainly ain't, I think we've established that singer boy's job is safe.We've just landed a big gig at a biker festival at August Bank holiday, 700 hairy arsed bikers there and singer boy's told the organiser we know Jilted John, so we'd better get learning it.

the World of Verbal Warning 22.05.08

had a couple of gigs since the last post, travelled to the Jolly Tar at Nantwich which was an ok gig, the landlord told us we'd soon find out if the crowd liked us cause the pub would empty after the break if they didn't, well there wasn't many in to start with but they stayed till the end. Got a request for the Dead Kennedys so we launched into Holiday in Cambodia just as some gypies were having a punch up outside, so the pub emptied while we were doing this rarely played cover, typical VW luck. Talking of VW luck, we were at Junktion 7 yesterday and when was our slot? yep while the Euro Cup penalty shoot out was on downstairs, so we had a small but enthusiastic crowd.Got the buy a better bass bug again, but this time it's serious, a very rare left handed Musicman Stingray has appeared on ebay with a starting bid of £749, told you it was serious, well anyway I've put a bid in, hopefully there won't be another, I mean who's stupid enough to pay that amount out for a bass you've never seen or played? finishes on Sunday, if I win it I'll just have to buy a cheaper car, yes I'm still looking

the world of Verbal Warning 08.05.08

still not got round to doing the vocals for the new song, but next monday is arranged for vocals and mixing, if it's any good no doubt drummer boy will put it on my space.
Missed out on a Zoom b2 fx pedal on ebay the other day by 1p yes 1p, my maximum bid was £25 and it went for £24.01, now I know I've got a reputation for being a bit of a tight arse, me, I just think I'm a bit careful but I think even I'd have stretched to another penny if I'd have known.
Singer boy's been in his loft and found some old cassettes of an old Verbal Warning gig and some stuff by his old band, Potential Difference, and has asked me to put them on CD for him, now as you we all no doubt know this involves having to listen to at least some bits of them, god they're bad, bravery beyond the call of duty I call it, and I hope none of them get on to my space.
Had a gig at the Harrington last Friday that went well, eventually, there were only about 8 people in at 9 o Clock when we usually start so we delayed for 30 minutes and it was reasonable full by the end, no banjo smasher at this one though or band fall outs.